This is Not Nice!... FUNNY! ... But Not Nice!

While on my all to brief honeymoon a couple of weeks ago (God has it been that long ago?) Ginger and I swung into the Las Vegas Hilton to try our luck at the games there.  Amazingly enough we did very well, I at Black Jack and Ginger at a particularly generous "One Armed Bandit" and at a "3 Card Poker" game.  I think combined, we came out that day $700.00 or $800.00 better than we started.  Certainly not bad for Vegas!

What struck me as funny was.. before we left to head back to our roost at Caesars, a potty break was in order.  After all, sitting at a Black Jack table for a few hours will draw the attentions of the ever-present, scantily clad (and properly boosted) cocktail waitress bearing gifts of fine "Adult Beverage."  -- Um... numerous times!

After cashing Ginger's and my chips in, we headed off to our respective facilities.  As I walked up to my selected urinal I have to admit, I was taken aback somewhat at being... well.... WATCHED!  If not Ogled!... By NUMEROUS!!!! Hot Babes!!!! 

Nope I'm not in the wrong bathroom... It appears that the Hilton has a bit of a sense of humor and wishes to challenge their male patrons in a question of Stage Fright!  Here's what one has to contend with!  My Buddy Stu wouldn't stand a chance!!!

 

  Makes me wonder what was in the "Sit Down" stalls?