April 28, 2009
Fein Outrage and the World Will Believe You… Or not
Ya know, once I got sort of caught in the act of hatching a practical joke on my college roommate. I was not in the room where a couple of buddies of mine I had recruited were dismantling said mark’s bed. Well the target came back early from class and discovered the two assistants with screwdrivers in hand and bed in slight disarray, well… I mean pieces.
He then headed to where my two partners in crime told my roommate I could be found… the terlet. He noticed my size twelves under the stall door and began to inquire as to what I was up to…
Him: Uh John?
Him: What are Stu and Greg doing to my bed?
YHS: Dunno… What are they doing to your bed?
Him: Taking it apart!
YHS: Why would they be doing that?
Him: That’s what I would like to know!
YHS: Well hell, let’s go find out!
I finished the business at hand, washed said hands and then we two headed to our dorm room, me with complete distain plastered across my face. Upon entering the room, I explode with a “What the [expletive deleted] are you two doing to Mike’s bed?!!”
Initially, Greg, sitting among the various pieces of the bed, with screwdriver in hand stared at me in disbelief, knowing full well it was I who had concocted this entire scheme. His silence lasted for only a couple more mili-seconds before both he and Stu decided there was absolutely no way they were going to “Take one for the team!” and began to tell Mike in full detail how I had painstakingly laid out the plan of ill-will. It was a good plan, so Mike obviously had no choice but to believe my cohorts, and yeah because it was such a good plan I had to confess. Ah well, all in fun.
You: Uh John?
You: You head’n somewhere with this?
The above story I tell here as an example, juvenile as it is, of the same rat I smell relating to the VC-25A (That’s the 747 aka Airforce One) fiasco over NYC yesterday.
CBS 2 News in NYC is now reporting:
FAA Memo: Feds Knew NYC Flyover Would Cause Panic
Threatened Federal Sanctions Against NYPD, Secret Service, FBI & Mayor's Office If Secret Ever Got Out
Furious Obama Apologizes: "It Will Never Happen Again"
The article continues (emphasis mine):
A furious President Barack Obama ordered an internal review of Monday's low-flying photo op over the Statue of Liberty.
CBS 2 HD has discovered the feds will have plenty to question.
Federal officials knew that sending two fighter jets and Air Force One to buzz ground zero and Lady Liberty might set off nightmarish fears of a 9/11 replay, but they still ordered the photo-op kept secret from the public.
In a memo obtained by CBS 2 HD the Federal Aviation Administration's James Johnston said the agency was aware of "the possibility of public concern regarding DOD (Department of Defense) aircraft flying at low altitudes" in an around New York City. But they demanded total secrecy from the NYPD, the Secret Service, the FBI and even the mayor's office and threatened federal sanctions if the secret got out.
Which “Federal Officials” and who is “They”?
The flyover -- apparently ordered by the White House Office of Military Affairs so it would have souvenir photos of Air Force One with the Statue of Liberty in the background -- had President Obama seeing red. He ordered a probe and apologized.
Ok, here’s where I call BULLSHIT!
That plane NEVER goes anywhere without the President knowing. He was briefed! Trust me! The White House Office of Military Affairs had to get at least a “Mother May I” from POTUS. Who probably said, “Sure, sounds like a great idea, I’d love to have some new photos of MY beautiful jet flying by our monument to Liberty. It’ll make me look like I give a crap about liberty. But whatever you do, don’t tell anyone, because if word gets out that I wanted
my plane Air Force One to fly around just for a photo op costing taxpayers 100’s of thousands of dollars, I’ll never hear the end of it.”
And now that the poop has hit the turbo-fans, Mr. President is “SEEING RED!”
Just because you were on the pooper and your Military Affairs Chief had the screwdriver in hand, doesn’t mean you should be assumed clueless… we have plenty of other reasons to assume you’re clueless… but in this case I smell a scapegoat on the way.
By the way… anyone have tapes of ATC that day? I would like to know the call-sign for that particular VC-25A’s mission. If it was “SAM 28000” or “SAM 29000” ok fine… but if it was “Air Force One” Obama will have a MUCH bigger problem to try to cover up. Which in a way would explain a bit more of the secrecy.
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